he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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