Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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