Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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