Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
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