was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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