How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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