Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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