It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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