In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
How external is "for external use only"?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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