She went from zero to smokin in five shots
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
