did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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