With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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