Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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