angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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