When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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