I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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