Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Randomize
