after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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