quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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