Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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