The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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