when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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