Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
We left an ass print on the piano.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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