It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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