u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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