I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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