she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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