He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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