i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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