do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Randomize
