I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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