You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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