Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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