If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
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