Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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