Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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