Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
He felt like a one man threesome
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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