i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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