So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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