Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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