redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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