i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Randomize
