i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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