Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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