apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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