No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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