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I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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