I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
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