11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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