i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
My cat gives me a boner
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Randomize
