why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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