ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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